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Character Name: Clyde Donovan
Series: South Park
Timeline: Halfway through Season 16
Canon Resource Link: Here
Character Background: Clyde Donovan is a fourth grader at South Park Elementary. Presumably, he has lived in South Park all of his life, and will continue seeing as he gets to move at one point -- to another house in South Park. Do you like South Park in your South Park while you South Park? Clyde does.
Really, he does. If anything, Clyde is very supportive of the school mascot, The Cows, and frequently will wear a Cows shirt under his jacket. This is likely because he plays on all the sports teams available (hey, its a small town and there are only like 12 boys in the class. every kid counts to have a team) so his life is a never ending in-season kind of thing. This has never been a problem though, baseball aside because it was encroaching on his sweet summer vacation.
When he's not doing sports, Clyde's hobbies include but are not limited to playing video games, facebooking, and playing with his friends. He especially takes to playing with his friends a lot, which is likely to include any of the boys from their class because no way do you ever pass up a game of Lord of the Rings, or Border Patrol vs Mexicans or Ninjas. Unfortunately his willingness to join a game also means he is prone to following along with Cartman's games and that sometimes leads to things like joining a Crack Baby Basketball Association (immoral, but pretty sweet because you make so much money that you can afford to eat Denny's bacon pancakes every day) or running away to Somalia to become real pirates (not so sweet, because there was no treasure).
He appears to be a pretty popular kid who comes from a pretty well off family, especially when you take into account that he says anyone who is his friend on Facebook is invited to his birthday party at Casa Bonita which is essentially a Mexican Disney Land. When seen, he is usually in the company of any combination of kids such as Craig, Token, Tweek, Jason, Jimmy, Kevin, some other nameless kids, and Bebe who is his sometimes girlfriend. His popularity also increased when the girls put out a list that rated the boy's cuteness factors and Clyde was rated number one. Suddenly he realizes how awesome he is and started dressing nicer, and practicing his greeting in the mirror for hours and hours while only in his underwear, and dating girls like it was musical chairs.
Unfortunately the list was a fake in the end and the girls only wanted to date Clyde because his dad owned the shoe store in the mall (free swag) and dating a not cute guy was way uncool hence the forgery...BUT THAT'S OKAY. The falsities were never brought to the public and thus everyone (see: he and his bros) still thinks Clyde is awesome.
But just because Clyde is pretty vain for a nine year old, doesn't mean he isn't a good kid. Clyde actually possesses the thing called sympathy that some of the other kids are lacking a lot of the time. He's generally helpful and kind, and will defend his friends if need be, such as in the case of Cartman's radical plans or with Kyle being voted the ugliest boy in the class.
When Cartman gets his ass kicked during his fight with Wendy, Clyde is the kid in the background who looks scared for him, doing the hands covering his mouth in anxiety and everything.
However, even if he is nice, Clyde is just a little bit on the side of dumb and sometimes comes off as douchey. Notably, helping Kyle included him saying "Hey leave him alone! He can't help how he looks!".
When he gets lice he's scared that his friends will single him out and kick his ass and thus spends the next few days being paranoid that they will learn the truth. The blame gets shifted to Kenny however, and though he's relieved and still scared, he is unwilling to participate in sockbathing Kenny and eventually is the one to bring adults into this matter. And then Clyde is happy that it turns out everyone had lice and was just blaming Kenny. So he himself couldn't be singled out. Yay!
So despite having a sometimes girlfriend yet being scared of the girls their age and their evil plans, Clyde seems to have a knowledge of that adult thing we refer to as "~sweet ladies~". Winning a sexual harassment lawsuit once landed him a yacht with four hot chicks, he's done a report on lesbian cheerleaders before, and can get his hands on copies of Playboy magazines somehow. Thanks, Clyde.
A strange habit of Clyde's is bursting out into tears. The other kids cry, but none so often as Clyde. Anything that upsets him will get a moment of silence and then there goes the whine and the tears. When he realizes how much he misses the third grade? Crying. When he thinks Christmas is going to be essentially cancelled? Crying. When unmentionable things happen to him in a dubious game of 2 Minutes in Heaven with Pam who is busy being a stupid spoiled whore? Crying. When he realizes that Cartman made him run away from his parents to Somalia to be pirates and there wasn't even any treasure? Crying.
The only time he doesn't cry is when his mother dies, which was inadvertently his fault because he forgot to put the toilet seat and his mother had her intestines pulled out by the toilet's plumbing when she fell in and...yeah. Though it's not as if he's apathetic to it; rather, just moments before she dies he doesn't seem to fully understand the situation and asks if she's going to be okay. And then Betsy asks him once more to remember to put the seat down next time, for his sister, and then death.
Yes.
Though obviously distraught from all of this, the funeral becomes an inappropriate debate floor for the subject of toilet seats and passive aggressive blame is put on Clyde. The whole town gets involved and Clyde gets to spend the time he should be mourning being publicized, used, and guilt tripped about what he did. After many South Park shenanigans, which may or may not have included sue-ances and the ghosts of John Harrington and Clyde's mother (who once again tells Clyde that her death was his fault and to put the seat down), Clyde finally finds his resolution -- In which, he does his potty business, pauses, flips the seat up and flips the sky off.
Good times.
Abilities/Special Powers:His special ability is throwing his colostomy bag at his enemies
He also gives the best hugs
Clyde is a 9 year old human kid and has no cool abilities besides being pretty good at sports.
Third-Person Sample: Who assigns an essay on a Thursday, is what Clyde wants to know. It's two hours after school has let out, and Thursday, and this thing is due on Monday morning and Clyde really doesn't it to butt in on his weekend time. Because weekends are cool. And honestly, Clyde doesn't care at all about 4th grade essays and their composition and their cause and effect subject dealies. He decides if he can so help it, he's never going to use it.
Proper essay composition, that is.
With its...paragraphs.
He gets a brilliant idea after several minutes of brain storming and opens up a web browser to search for a cause and effect generator. He can't believe he didn't think of this sooner because how easy does this make getting an A? He can't go wrong with his effect to his cause now.
All aboard the Being a Good Student Train.
In the end he winds up checking Facebook and returning some long overdue pokes.
Clyde sighs casually, despite the fact he's just wasted twenty minutes, and leans back in his chair. He feels accomplished, really.
It's too early for dinner still, but he's been sitting at his desk for a while now, so he decides it's time to take some well-deserved R&R. The guys are probably outside could probably be coaxed into a game of catch. Which would be sweet.
He jumps up with a grin and makes his way to the door. No one does homework the day it's assigned anyway, right? Right. Besides, that's why America made the phone and the ability to call Craig at nine at night to ask for ideas.
It's a kick-ass day.
First-Person Sample: Hey guys? [Clyde shuffles around a little bit.]
Guys, I'm gonna be late for class and the bell just rang and what the hell. [He pauses, momentarily, because did he just curse? Oops. The shuffling resumes.]
And...
Um....
Craig this isn't funny.
And you guys just let me get lost and...and now I'm lost! ....Whaaaaah!
[Shhhh, Eway. Only crying children now.]
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aquarium_tipperCharacter Name: Clyde Donovan
Series: South Park
Timeline: Halfway through Season 16
Canon Resource Link: Here
Character Background: Clyde Donovan is a fourth grader at South Park Elementary. Presumably, he has lived in South Park all of his life, and will continue seeing as he gets to move at one point -- to another house in South Park. Do you like South Park in your South Park while you South Park? Clyde does.
Really, he does. If anything, Clyde is very supportive of the school mascot, The Cows, and frequently will wear a Cows shirt under his jacket. This is likely because he plays on all the sports teams available (hey, its a small town and there are only like 12 boys in the class. every kid counts to have a team) so his life is a never ending in-season kind of thing. This has never been a problem though, baseball aside because it was encroaching on his sweet summer vacation.
When he's not doing sports, Clyde's hobbies include but are not limited to playing video games, facebooking, and playing with his friends. He especially takes to playing with his friends a lot, which is likely to include any of the boys from their class because no way do you ever pass up a game of Lord of the Rings, or Border Patrol vs Mexicans or Ninjas. Unfortunately his willingness to join a game also means he is prone to following along with Cartman's games and that sometimes leads to things like joining a Crack Baby Basketball Association (immoral, but pretty sweet because you make so much money that you can afford to eat Denny's bacon pancakes every day) or running away to Somalia to become real pirates (not so sweet, because there was no treasure).
He appears to be a pretty popular kid who comes from a pretty well off family, especially when you take into account that he says anyone who is his friend on Facebook is invited to his birthday party at Casa Bonita which is essentially a Mexican Disney Land. When seen, he is usually in the company of any combination of kids such as Craig, Token, Tweek, Jason, Jimmy, Kevin, some other nameless kids, and Bebe who is his sometimes girlfriend. His popularity also increased when the girls put out a list that rated the boy's cuteness factors and Clyde was rated number one. Suddenly he realizes how awesome he is and started dressing nicer, and practicing his greeting in the mirror for hours and hours while only in his underwear, and dating girls like it was musical chairs.
Unfortunately the list was a fake in the end and the girls only wanted to date Clyde because his dad owned the shoe store in the mall (free swag) and dating a not cute guy was way uncool hence the forgery...BUT THAT'S OKAY. The falsities were never brought to the public and thus everyone (see: he and his bros) still thinks Clyde is awesome.
But just because Clyde is pretty vain for a nine year old, doesn't mean he isn't a good kid. Clyde actually possesses the thing called sympathy that some of the other kids are lacking a lot of the time. He's generally helpful and kind, and will defend his friends if need be, such as in the case of Cartman's radical plans or with Kyle being voted the ugliest boy in the class.
When Cartman gets his ass kicked during his fight with Wendy, Clyde is the kid in the background who looks scared for him, doing the hands covering his mouth in anxiety and everything.
However, even if he is nice, Clyde is just a little bit on the side of dumb and sometimes comes off as douchey. Notably, helping Kyle included him saying "Hey leave him alone! He can't help how he looks!".
When he gets lice he's scared that his friends will single him out and kick his ass and thus spends the next few days being paranoid that they will learn the truth. The blame gets shifted to Kenny however, and though he's relieved and still scared, he is unwilling to participate in sockbathing Kenny and eventually is the one to bring adults into this matter. And then Clyde is happy that it turns out everyone had lice and was just blaming Kenny. So he himself couldn't be singled out. Yay!
So despite having a sometimes girlfriend yet being scared of the girls their age and their evil plans, Clyde seems to have a knowledge of that adult thing we refer to as "~sweet ladies~". Winning a sexual harassment lawsuit once landed him a yacht with four hot chicks, he's done a report on lesbian cheerleaders before, and can get his hands on copies of Playboy magazines somehow. Thanks, Clyde.
A strange habit of Clyde's is bursting out into tears. The other kids cry, but none so often as Clyde. Anything that upsets him will get a moment of silence and then there goes the whine and the tears. When he realizes how much he misses the third grade? Crying. When he thinks Christmas is going to be essentially cancelled? Crying. When unmentionable things happen to him in a dubious game of 2 Minutes in Heaven with Pam who is busy being a stupid spoiled whore? Crying. When he realizes that Cartman made him run away from his parents to Somalia to be pirates and there wasn't even any treasure? Crying.
The only time he doesn't cry is when his mother dies, which was inadvertently his fault because he forgot to put the toilet seat and his mother had her intestines pulled out by the toilet's plumbing when she fell in and...yeah. Though it's not as if he's apathetic to it; rather, just moments before she dies he doesn't seem to fully understand the situation and asks if she's going to be okay. And then Betsy asks him once more to remember to put the seat down next time, for his sister, and then death.
Yes.
Though obviously distraught from all of this, the funeral becomes an inappropriate debate floor for the subject of toilet seats and passive aggressive blame is put on Clyde. The whole town gets involved and Clyde gets to spend the time he should be mourning being publicized, used, and guilt tripped about what he did. After many South Park shenanigans, which may or may not have included sue-ances and the ghosts of John Harrington and Clyde's mother (who once again tells Clyde that her death was his fault and to put the seat down), Clyde finally finds his resolution -- In which, he does his potty business, pauses, flips the seat up and flips the sky off.
Good times.
Abilities/Special Powers:
Clyde is a 9 year old human kid and has no cool abilities besides being pretty good at sports.
Third-Person Sample: Who assigns an essay on a Thursday, is what Clyde wants to know. It's two hours after school has let out, and Thursday, and this thing is due on Monday morning and Clyde really doesn't it to butt in on his weekend time. Because weekends are cool. And honestly, Clyde doesn't care at all about 4th grade essays and their composition and their cause and effect subject dealies. He decides if he can so help it, he's never going to use it.
Proper essay composition, that is.
With its...paragraphs.
He gets a brilliant idea after several minutes of brain storming and opens up a web browser to search for a cause and effect generator. He can't believe he didn't think of this sooner because how easy does this make getting an A? He can't go wrong with his effect to his cause now.
All aboard the Being a Good Student Train.
In the end he winds up checking Facebook and returning some long overdue pokes.
Clyde sighs casually, despite the fact he's just wasted twenty minutes, and leans back in his chair. He feels accomplished, really.
It's too early for dinner still, but he's been sitting at his desk for a while now, so he decides it's time to take some well-deserved R&R. The guys are probably outside could probably be coaxed into a game of catch. Which would be sweet.
He jumps up with a grin and makes his way to the door. No one does homework the day it's assigned anyway, right? Right. Besides, that's why America made the phone and the ability to call Craig at nine at night to ask for ideas.
It's a kick-ass day.
First-Person Sample: Hey guys? [Clyde shuffles around a little bit.]
Guys, I'm gonna be late for class and the bell just rang and what the hell. [He pauses, momentarily, because did he just curse? Oops. The shuffling resumes.]
And...
Um....
Craig this isn't funny.
And you guys just let me get lost and...and now I'm lost! ....Whaaaaah!
[Shhhh, Eway. Only crying children now.]
